NO fucking way this is real.
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away.
I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.
I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.
And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.
25 year old Chen Yen-hui recreates makeup looks from the Tang dynasty
People gotta signal boost the fuck out of this because you know it won’t get the attention it deserves till a white girl copies it
when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
Let her continue
THIS IS STUPID - so there’s this stupid kid in a slimer t-shirt standing in his bedroom, and it’s his birthday, right? and you don’t know how, but he and his friends are eventually going to give you the best adventure of your life. what will the name of this young man be?
(a list of videos, songs, and other works to remind you of when you first got into this stupid webcomic about kids ending the world.)
VIDEOS + FANSONGS
- the happiest song in homestuck
- a lullaby for gods
- ugly story
- hey there! (would you like to talk about homestuck?)
- you can’t fight the homestuck
- how far we’ve come (hs edition)
- discord (hs edition)
- the condescension song
ICONIC PANELS AND FLASHES
- it’s going to be a long day.
- reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
- make her pay.
- jade: enter.
- john. rise up.
- seer: descend.
- dirk: synchronize. + dirk: unite.
- caliborn: enter.
- end of year 4.
today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
I quote this all the time and no one picks up on it
lmfao The Simpsons
"fight like a girl" is meant to imply weakness, but some girls don’t play nice.
holy jesus I would own a tshirt with the heart-dagger one one it in a heartbeat